A man walks into the synagogue with a dog. The president comes up to him and says, "Pardon me sir, but this is a House of Worship, you can't bring your dog in here!"
"What do you mean?" says the man. "This is a Jewish dog. Look."
The president looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck this dog has a tallis bag around its neck.
"Rover," says the man, "kipah!"
"Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a kipah and puts it on his head.
"Rover," says the man, "tallis!"
"Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it around his neck.
"Rover," says the man, "daven!"
"Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a prayer book and starts to pray.
"That's fantastic," says the president, "absolutely incredible! You should take him to Hollywood!
"You talk to him," says the man, "he wants to be a doctor."
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