Tour of old city -Shana Tova לשנה הבאה -next year in Jerusalem

This isn’t a joke …. But an amazing tour of the old city

Enjoy

Home Made Covid Test

Save some money with this home made #covidtest

Put one finger on nose

One finger in tochus

Swop finger positions

If you can’t smell anything 

Isolate immediately!

When you’ve been married for many years

Abie and Hymie looking for wives in a supermarket 

Abe and Hymie are moving about 
in a supermarket when their carts collide...

Abe says “Excuse me, but I’m looking 
for my wife.”... 

”What a coincidence, so am I and

 I’m getting desperate!” says Hymie. 

Abe answers “Well maybe I can help you..
.what does your wife look like?..

.”She’s tall, with dark hair, long legs,
 firm ‘hooters’ and a tight toochus.

What’s your wife look like?”,

 to which Abe responds
 “Never mind, let’s look for yours”

The secret of rye bread

Two Jewish guys, one 68 and one 78, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 78-year-old had just finished his morning  jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 68-year-old was amazed at the  guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 78-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina  with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 68-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do  you have any rye bread?"

She said,  "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I  want five loaves."

She said,  "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be  hard."

The old man says to himself,  "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me. "

Not so funny - where have you heard this before ?

The pandemic has exacerbated existing political discontent from TheEconomist

Excerpt from the Economist 

In many countries around the world, from Brazil to Belarus, Cuba to South Africa  the pandemic is stirring unrest.

In Cuba  - where tourists were main source of become - shops are empty, they have nothing for dinner and the electricity keeps failing! “We have nothing to lose”

In Columbia - Youth unemployment has risen to 30%. Over several days in May, protesters manned barricades, attacked police stations and looted businesses in Cali, the country’s third-largest city.

In South Africa - the jailing of Zuma  snowballed into mass looting and the burning of shops and businesses - not the corruption and rotten government - but because the people are hungry. 

Pandemics expose the gulf between the haves and have-nots.

Rich people with wine cellars have carried on tippling behind their high walls, but the poor have been deprived of one of life’s pleasures, and harassed by police when they indulge. During the riots, liquor stores were among the first to be looted.

Rich and well-connected go to the front of the queue for vaccinations, medical treatment and government help. 

People are angry about the economic hardships they face.

They are angry that their leaders have not done a better job of containing the coronavirus.

 At the same time, people’s suffering has created a sense of solidarity which is fanning grievances that smouldered long before anyone had heard of Covid-19.