The Jewish Super Bowl!

Mistaken Identity

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's Hebrew school teacher.'

Chag Sameach - happy Easter, Pesach and Ramadan Mubarak

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As we celebrate Easter, Pesach and Ramadan Mubarak - throughout the world, we all reflect on the power of stories , community, tzedakah (charity)  and gratitude ! 

 It’s a time when families get together and celebrate life!!!  

It’s about the power of the dream!!

We are living in interesting times 

This Pesach is so meaningful to us on so many levels. 

We see the pain of our brothers and sisters and fellow humans inflicting pain on one another - why?? 

 With the magic of AI , chatgpt , web3 , instant communication and the metaverse promising great things (and some not so great things )!!  We live in an era of increasingly splendid machines and overpowering intelligences.   Can AI can be used to “amplify” humanity?  To truly grasp the technical  benefits we need to continue to explore fields like philosophy, psychology, history, fiction and story-telling .  

How do we “free ourselves” from slavery and achieve the freedom and happiness that we all strive for?   

Maybe through the sharing of stories , songs , family and friends?  focusing on gratitude, community, collaboration , connection and tzedakah (charity ) 

 Chag Sameach and happy Passover , Mubarak Ramadan and Happy Easter.

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The Horny Bastard

What animal is this - asked the teacher 

Finkelstein Golda Rebecca and Sarah at old age home

At the Jewish Home for the Aged these three old ladies were sitting in the solarium having a quiet conversation when Finklestein the Flasher approached them from across the room.  

Finklestein came up to the  ladies,  stood right in front of  them  and opened his trench coat.  

Golda immediately had a  stroke.   

Then, Rebecca also had a stroke.  

But, Sarah, being older and more feeble,  couldn't reach that far.