Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

When you’ve been married for many years








Abie and Hymie looking for wives in a supermarket 


Abe and Hymie are moving about 
in a supermarket when their carts collide...

Abe says “Excuse me, but I’m looking 
for my wife.”... 

”What a coincidence, so am I and

 I’m getting desperate!” says Hymie. 

Abe answers “Well maybe I can help you..
.what does your wife look like?..

.”She’s tall, with dark hair, long legs,
 firm ‘hooters’ and a tight toochus.
What’s your wife look like?”,

 to which Abe responds
 “Never mind, let’s look for yours”

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