Tevye to his wife Re Cows, Hens and Shloimi

Tevye says to his wife while trying to get romantic in bed, "Zieskeleh, stroking her breast, if these could give milk we could get rid of the cow!Oy Tevye, what's with you!? Then Tevye slowly moves down her zoftig body and starts to caress her between the thighs. Oy Tevye, she gasps.! Tevye says, Kitzeleh, if this could lay eggs, we could get rid of the chickens! Oy Tevye she gushed and takes ahold of his Shmekeleh! Stroking it she says, Oy Tevye if this would get hard we could get rid of your brother Shloimi!