A rich Arab...
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy at the far end of the counter wearing a Jewish Kippah (skull cap), a prayer shawl/tzitzis and with the traditional locks of hair ... very obviously Jewish. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."
When eventually all the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, and shouts - so everyone can hear him, "Thank you!" This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew who, as before, does not seem bothered and once again yells, "Thank you!" He does this a third time, again not including the Jew and again being thanked enthusiastically.
The Arab by now has become extremely perplexed so he asks the bartender: "What’s the matter with that Jew? I've ordered three rounds of
drinks for every one of the 113 people in this bar except him and all the silly fool does is smile and thanks me. Is he insane?"
"Nope", replies the bartender - He owns the place!"
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