Tx Andrew Cohen
The husband, having just finished reading the book, 'Man of the House', strode into the kitchen and
up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said:
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmetmeal tonight, and when I'm finished I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after
dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair??"
His wife replied, "The Chevra Kadisha?"