Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

A bargain!

Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a

woman  with perfect breasts.   

He says  to her, "Hey miss, would  you let me BITE your breasts for  $100?

"Are  you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking  away.  

He  turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she 


"Would  you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks  again.

"Listen  you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" 
So  the little old Jewish  man runs around the next block and faces her again.

"Would  you let me bite your breasts -  just once - for   $10,000?!" 

She  thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just 

once,  but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." 
So  they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the  most 

perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs  them and 

starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,  licking them, 

burying his face in them - but not biting  them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are  you gonna bite them 

or not?' 

"Nah,"  says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much!"

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