From my golfing buddy Paul Isaacs!
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED....
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter was interviewing Farmer Paddy O'Shea, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, ar
The interview was as follows: ....
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "
Paddy stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Paddy: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "
Paddy: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "