Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Saturday, January 9, 2016

There are many forms of Judaism:

Cardiac  Judaism ---------- in my heart I am a Jew.
Gastronomic Judaism --- we eat Jewish foods. 
Pocketbook Judaism ----- I give to Jewish causes.
Drop-off Judaism  --------- drop the kids off at Sunday School; go out   to breakfast.
Twice a Year Judaism -- --attend service Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

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