A teacher asks her young students what religious objects they have in their homes.
Nicholas, the Christian boy answers,
"We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it."
Ling, the Asian boy says,
"We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick next to it."
Yossi the Jewish boy pipes up,
"In the bathroom, we have a flat, square box with numbers on it.
Every day, first thing in the morning my mother stands on it and screams, 'OH MY GOD!!!'"
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