Love and Marriage

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:

First 3 years....

Perfumes, Flowers,

Chocolate, 

Fruits...

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After 3 years....

Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, 

Baby Oils....

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After 15 years....

Tiger balm, axe oil, methylsalicilate ointment 

Vicks, 

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After 40 years....

Spiritual books, watching Tv alone

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Four stages of marriage:

��Mad for each other,

�� Made for each other,

�� Mad at each other &

�� Mad because of each other

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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Husband: 

Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespeare

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."

- Shakespeare's Wife

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Dont laugh alone,

 pass it on