Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Monday, September 4, 2017

Love and Marriage

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,

After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, 
Baby Oils....

After 15 years....
Tiger balm, axe oil, methylsalicilate ointment 

After 40 years....
Spiritual books, watching Tv alone

Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other

What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespeare

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespeare's Wife

Dont laugh alone,
 pass it on

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