Koos and Japie from Brakpan, were in Pretoria for the Currie Cup Final when suddenly they spotted a sign on a shop window.
Suits---R20 each
Shirts---R 10 each
Trousers---R8 each
Koos says to his china,
"Hey Japie, liewe fok, check that my broe!!! Hey we could buy a whole load of these clothes, and when we get home, we could somme just sell them, and make a moerse fortune!
"But listen, boet, when we go into the shop, keep your flippin mouth shut, 'cos if they hear your Brakpan accent, they might try to skelm us."
They go in, and Koos says, "Excuse me Sir, man I'll take 50 of your suits at R20 each, plus gimme 100 shirts at R10 each, and I'll somme also take 50 pairs of your trousers at R8 each".
The shop owner says, "You from Brakpan, right?"
"Err... ja swaar", says Koos, "but how die donner did you know"?
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaner, you doos!!!"
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