How to Get your son a Job!

Morris (the father)says to his son: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

His son immediately replies: "I will choose my own bride, father."

Morris sighs: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."

The son thinks about this only for a split second - then answers:

"Well, in that case, yes! OK Dad."

Morris then approaches Bill Gates and says: "I have a husband for your lovely daughter."

Bill Gates quickly answers: "No chance! My daughter is too young to get married!"

Morris says: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates thinks for a while then answers: "Ah well, in that case, yes, that'll be OK with me."

Finally Morris goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Morris smiles and says: "I have a young man to recommend as a Vice-President."

The President hurriedly answers: "Not interested, I already have

more vice-presidents than I need."

Morris continues smiling: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

A few seconds pass, then the World Bank President answers: "Ah that's interesting, Hmmm. In that case, well yes, he can start tomorrow."

And that is how successful Jews do business...