Jokes that have made me laugh.... a comilation by Ivan Kaye
Three novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother
Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to
marry them to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, three Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes,
long sideburns, and long beards came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored that you would want to share
this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?"
One of the Jews replied, "We're from the groom's family."