A Jewish husband had just finished reading the book 'MAN OF THE  HOUSE'.....so he stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

 Pointing a finger in her face, he said,  "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and  my word is law!"
"I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished  I expect a sumptuous dessert."
"Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax."
"And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and  comb my hair??"

 His wife replied, "The Chevra Kadisha!".