Unetanneh Tokef - Brett Kaye

Brett Kaye sings the prayer which is the highlight and heart of the Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur synagogue services. The prayer is many centuries old. The music is the version composed by Yair Rosenblum in 1990. The performance was at a solemn Yom Hazikaron (Memorial Day) event, so there is no applause.

4 pearlers from Golda

"It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived."

"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.  Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."
  

"We Jews have a secret weapon in our struggle with the Arabs; we have no place to go." 

"It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for them.
We don't want victories anymore." 

Reminiscing

Difference between a ghet and a bris

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is completed, the woman thanks the judge and says

"Now I have to arrange for a Ghet." 

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.
The judge says "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?" (Circumcision)

She replies "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick!"

Off to work?

Prize for best comment - what is polar bear saying? ............

Going into work on a Monday...(video: Getty)

Posted by Woman's Day Magazine on Monday, 29 June 2015

Walking away when winning an argument

When you walk away after winning an argument (video: Getty)

Posted by Woman's Day Magazine on Wednesday, 24 June 2015

What a man will do for a blow job!!

Rilka and Abie were on Safari and saw rhis antelope being chased by a cheetah ....

She said that if you save that cheetah , I will give you a blue job every day for the rest of your life.....

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