Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Difference between a ghet and a bris

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is completed, the woman thanks the judge and says

"Now I have to arrange for a Ghet." 

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.
The judge says "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?" (Circumcision)

She replies "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick!"

No comments:

Post a Comment