3 blokes - an Aussie, Englishman and Frenchman get caught by the natives - on a canoe that they found while hiking in the Andes - the chief says to teach peoples lesson not to steal their canoe - they will be killed - and their skin to be used to make a canoe!!!
They are offered one last wish before they die -
The Englishman asks for a knife and kills himself saying - I’m not going to die at the hands of these people - and he kills himself - Kapoosh - stabbing him in the heart - saying God Save the Queen
The Frenchman asks for a knife and kills himself saying - I’m not going to die at the hands of these people - and he too kills himself - saying Viva La France
The Aussie asks for a fork and stabs himself all over saying - no fuckin person is gonna use my skin as a canoe!
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