The Memorial Stone

Thanks Andrew Cohen - this is a gem 💎 of note 

Sam passed away. 

His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral at Levine’s Funeral Parlor.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend Jody,

“Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

“How much did this really cost?"

“All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."

“No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"

Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue .  The shiva, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the  memorial stone."

Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!"

"Two and a half carats."