A Jewish man goes on a cruise

One of my favorite jokes.

A Jewish man goes on a cruise. He happens to stand next to a tall, rugged Texan. The Texan looks at the thin Jewish man and says, "Are you sure you will be fine on the open seas?"

The Jewish man, not wanting to sound intimidated says, "Yes. Definitely."

The journey begins and the Texan takes a nap. The Jewish man gets sea sick and vomits on the Texan. The Texan wakes up, looks at the vomit, and then looks at the Jew.

The Jewish man smiles and says, "Nu, you feel better?"