Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Abie and Hymie looking for wives in supermarket

Abe and Hymie are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide...Abe says “Excuse me, but I’m looking for my wife.”... ”What a coincidence, so am I and I’m getting desperate!” says Hymie. Abe answers “Well maybe I can help you...what does your wife look like?...”She’s tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm ‘hooters’ and a tight toochus.What’s your wife look like?”, to which Abe responds “Never mind, let’s look for yours”

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