Doctor Cohen did not want to close his rooms on Rosh Hashannah , so he approached his assistant.
“Bruce, I am going to Shul tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Bruce.
Doc goes to Shul and returns the following day and asks:
”So, Bruce , how was your day?”
Bruce told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks Doc
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Bruce.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks Doc
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered.
Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table.
She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“ so Nu! Vot did you do? , Bruce, vot did you do?” – asked Doc
“I put drops in her eyes.” !