from my friend Lawrence Fisher in Israel:-
A woman in a Jewellery store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.
She looks round, embarrassed,& sees the salesman standing behind her.
Totally professional, he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
... ...
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'',
she asks, "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if you Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price
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