It’s all about perspective

The neighbour is lying …..

He said he saw me chasing a man on a bicycle 

Impossible says the dog 

I don’t have a bicycle!! 

Marriage tip #46

Yoor wife won’t start an argument with you while you are doing the cleaning dishwashing or laundry!

So what does a Neanderthal and a fisherman have in common?

So what does a neanderthal and a fisherman have in common? 

They both tell big stories!

Amanda Lieber “my giant Sea shell”

A FULL PAGE in @jewishnews_auyThis article about My Giant Sea Shell and my inspiration for writing it is so beautifully written 🥰

During @sydjewishwritersfest @bondipavilionofficial 

📕 My Giant Sea Shell 

✍️ @amandalieber 

🎨 @kathydollina 

📝 @littlepinkdogbooks 

@scbwi_auseast @scbwi @cbcaustralia @cbcansw 

#newspaper #debutauthor #picturebook #mentalhealth #depressionhelp #sydney #sydneyjewishwritersfestival2023

Often in the dog house!

What would you do different if you knew this?

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Have you ever thought about this?

In 100 years like in 2123 we will all be buried with our relatives and friends.

Strangers will live in our homes we fought so hard to build, and they will own everything we have today. All our possessions will be unknown and unborn, including the car we spent a fortune on, and will probably be scrap, preferably in the hands of an unknown collector.

Or in a few boxes in your relatives garage before it is chucked 

Our descendants will hardly or hardly know who we were, nor will they remember us. 

How many of us know our grandfather's father?

After we die, we will be remembered for a few more years, then we are just a portrait on someone's bookshelf (maybe) , and a few years later our history, photos and deeds disappear in history's oblivion. 

We won't even be memories.

If we paused one day to analyze these questions, perhaps we would understand how ignorant and weak the dream to achieve it all was.

With this in mind, would the approach to how you live chamge? 

Always having more, no time for what's really valuable in this life. 

Maybe do  the walks you’ve  never taken, 

Give thise hugs you didn't give, 

Give those kisses for our children and our loved ones, 

Share thise jokes you  didn't have time for.  

Those would certainly be the most beautiful moments to remember, after all they would fill our lives with joy.

And we waste it day after day with greed, stress  and intolerance.

What would you do different if you knew this? 

Anon

Geography of a Woman as she ages

The Geography of a Woman as she ages: 🤣🥰

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.

Ruled by a pair of nuts!

A wicked joke

Who thinks this is funny ?

#joke #wicked 

A dog and a sheep are having dinner