Sephardi and Ashkenazi’s at Shul

Classic!!

2 women talking Coronavirus

Two old Jewish ladies talking ,

Rivka- " I heard that your husband has Corona Virus ?"

Devorele – yes nebach its true

Rivka – what are you doing for him?

Devorele – Velll , for breakfast I give him matza , plain Matza

For Lunch , I give him again Matza mitten de thinnest shmear of jam or peanut butter

And for dinner I give him matza with a shmear of mayonnaise , pastrami and the thinnest pickles on top ?

Rivka – and is it helping ?

Devorele – how should I know ? it’s the only thing that slides under his door😂🤣😂