Jewish Humour
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Saturday, July 7, 2018
266419
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for the number: *"266419"*
A short time later, there's a knock on the door. When he opens, he sees two beautiful and sexy girls who ask him:
"Are you the guy who ordered *"two shikses for one night?"*
Friday, July 6, 2018
Pole at an optometrist
Polish immigrant goes to spec-savers .
Optometrist asks if he can read the 7th line on the chart
CXWYZXCCVC
Pole says read that ? ........... He is my cousin
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Marriage and Marijuana
In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.
They are:
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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