Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour

Friday, May 30, 2025

Chief Rabbi Goldstein goes biblical on Ramaphosa





This is what Choef Rabbi Holdstein of South Africa says


650,000 people murdered since 2004

Every day 70 people are murdered 

It is not a white genocide nor a black genocide - its a human genocide.


A governments prime responsibility is to ensure that their citizens are safe

safe from murder

safe from poverty

safe from crime


South Africa  needs to have the courage to take responsibility 

identify the problem - and find a solution ro tbis wicked problem


Watching Ramaphosa and the ANC 

squirm in their seats at this Trump spectacle

calling out  this true genocide against the south African People 


Divine retribution - for the sin of accusing Israel  

and the Jewish of a genocide

when they are protecting  its citizens and

 ensure that they are safe!


Our sages call “midah kaneged midah”


Measure for measure - a reckoning! 


Genesis 12-3 those that bless Israel will be blessed

Thise that curse Israel will be cursed


Life is like a mirror!


Thursday, May 29, 2025

Ramaphosa defending the chant “kill the Boer” and “kill the white farmer




You can’t dream up this crap!!
Just when you thought there was some hope with this dude -

Ramaphosa -
Hate speech is not ok - and is not allowed in any way in your constitution . 

Chanting “Kill the Boer” or “Kill the Farmer” is not ok!! . 
(This was not regarded as hate speech in the South African equality court , citing historical and political context.
However, this ruling remains heavily contested and divisive, and is under ongoing legal and public debate.)

No it’s not ok to chant the “K” word and chant hate speech against blacks in South Africa 

Under South African law, particularly the Promotion of Equality and Prevention of Unfair Discrimination Act (PEPUDA), hate speech is prohibited. 

This includes: Any speech that demonstrates a clear intention to be hurtful, incite harm, or promote hatred based on race, ethnicity, or similar grounds.

Hate speech that is provocative, and potentially inciting violence against a race or a people should be illegal ! 

It provokes violence and public outrage leading to death, 
  • It damages social cohesion
  • It is in direct conflict with South Africa’s constitutional values of dignity, equality, and non-racialism
  • It causes citizens to feel unsafe!

Bottom Line:

Using racial slurs or promoting hate speech is illegal, harmful, and completely unacceptable in South Africa — both legally and socially.

And people who invite violence and evoke hate speech should go to Jail - Willy Nilly! 

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

How Government Works




They 
  • BREAK YOUR LEGS
  • SELL YOU A WHEELCHAIR
  • TAXES THE WHEELCHAIR
  • REGULATES WHEELCHAIR USE
  • ASSURES YOU THAT WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING AROUND SO WELL

Friday, May 23, 2025

Meeting between Trump and Ramaphosa



What your heard:- 

“I am sorry , I don’t have a plane to give you “

What you didn’t hear 

“I’ve kept it all to myself” 

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Hagba and Tora


I really hurt my arm doing Hagba 

Sound like you Tora ligament 





Saturday, May 17, 2025

The fuss over same sex marriage




And another thing Francis, all this fuss over Same Sex marriage. I just don't see what the big fuss is !


Harvey and I have been having the same sex

for 54 years and to tell you the truth it isn't worth getting all upset over! 

Is it the ball type ?

Is it the ball type of deodorant  you want sir?

Oh no miss - it’s for under my arms !