Laughter and Optimism
Spreads like a Virus
Even if people don’t know
what you are laughing at
or what you are
optimistic about-
your laughter and optimism
will spread like a virus!
What are you laughing at ?
what are you optimistic about?
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Yiddish was the secret code, therefore I don't farshtaist,
A bisseleh maybe here and there,
The rest has gone to waste.
Sadly when I hear it now, I only get the gist,
My Bubbeh spoke it beautifully;
but me, I am tsemisht.
So och un vai as I should say, or even oy vai iz mir,
Though my pisk is lacking Yiddish, it's familiar to my ear. And I'm no Chaim Yonkel , in fact
I was shtick naches, But, when it comes to Yiddish Though, I'm talking out my tuchas.
Es iz a shandeh far di kinder that I don't know it better (Though it's really nishtkefelecht when one
Needs to write a letter)
But, when it comes to characters, there's really no contention,
No other linguist can compete with honorable mentshen: They have nebbishes and nebechels and
others without mazel,
Then, too, schmendriks and schlemiels,
and let's not forget schlemazel.
These words are so precise and descriptive to the listener, So much better than "a pill "
is to call someone 'farbissener'.
Or - that a brazen woman would be better called chaleria, And you'll agree farklempt says more than does hysteria.
I'm not haken dir a tsheinik and I hope I'm not a kvetch,
But isn't mieskeit kinder, than to call someone a wretch? Mitten derinnen, I hear Bubbeh say, "It's nechtiker tog, don't fear,
To me you're still a maven, zol zein shah, don't fill my ear.
A leben ahf dein keppele, I don't mean to interrupt,
But you are speaking narishkeit.....
And A gezunt auf dein kup!"
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GLOSSARY
Farshtaist = (Do You?) Understand
Bisseleh = A little
Tsemisht = Confused or mixed up
Och un vai = Alas and alack
Oi vai iz mir = Woe is me
Pisk = mouth
Naches = Joy, Gratification
Shandeh far di kinder = A pity/shame for the children Nishtkefelecht = Not so terrible
Nebbishes = A nobody or simpleton
Nebechels = A pititful person or playing the role of being one Schlemiel = Clumsy bungler, an inept person, butter- fingered; dopey person
Schmendrik = Nincompoop; an inept or indifferent person; same as chlemiel
Schlemazel = Luckless person. Unlucky person; one with perpetual bad luck
(it is said that the shlemiel spills the soup on the Shlimazel!) Farbissener = Embittered; bitter person
Chaleria = Evil woman. Probably derived from cholera.. Farklempt = Too emotional to talk. Ready to cry.
Haken dir a tsheinik = Don't get on your nerves (Lit., Don't bang your teapot!)
Kvetch = Whine, complain; whiner, a complainer Mieskeit = Ugly
Mitten derinnen = All of a sudden, suddenly Nechtiker tog! = He's (it's) gone! Forget it! Nonsense! (Lit., a night's day) Beetles got it right
Zol zein shah! = Be quiet. Shut up!!
Leben ahf dein keppele = Words of praise like; Well said! Well done!
(Lit., A long life upon your head.)
Narishkeit = Nonsense
Shaynna punim = Beautiful face
Married couples are to complement each other so they can be fused as one. If I have nothing you are lacking and you have nothing that I lack, how can we complement each other and be fused as one? The present-day cliche for cause of divorce which is "incompatibility" is absurd. Married couples are supposed to correct each other to make them better versions of themselves so they can be fused as one. The stage of correction is very difficult but once the couple go past that, bliss is achieved, that is why they say, "your spouse should be like your friend", rightly so because a friend will tell you the truth even if it hurts and a friend will never let go no matter what.
