Worst Jokes Ever
* Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
* What colour is the wind? Blew.
* Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
* Did you hear about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads.
* What sort of dad tells jokes even though he doesn't have kids? A faux pas.
* What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
* What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
* Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
* Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
* RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
